Since last night we've been busy playing the heck out of South Park: The Fractured But Whole. While a full written review will be out later today, we want to share some screenshots to give you an idea of how funny the game is.
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These are in chronological order and only show the first couple hours of the game to avoid major spoilers. Check them out.
1. Loading Screen Tip
The most useful tip in any video game.
2. Toilet Mini-Game
You'll be addicted to crapping in every toilet you can find once you try out this mini-game.
3. Dad's Brownie
If your wife doesn't let you eat snacks, just hide them in your nightstand. Wait, is that even a brownie?
4. Forever Update
Ain't nobody has time for waiting for console updates.
5. The Floor is Lava
(LEGOs).
6. King Douchebag
He's the toughest around.
7. **&* YOU MOM
As if the words weren't funny enough, the keypad says each word out loud when you tap on a button. I probably spent 5 minutes on this screen.
8. Special Rubix
Needless to say I touched it several times. Cartman wasn't happy.
9. Gma Selfie
Just chillin' with gma. #hot
10. Power Source
Tinder gives me great power.
11. Mom's Room
Yup, that's what you think it is.
12. Taking Care Of A Bully
I saw this bully picking on a kid, so I threw a fart at him and then kicked him in the gonads.
13. Horses For Days
The horse poster got me.
14. Usher Dancer
I beat the hell out of this ding dong shortly after this screenshot.
15. Human Kite
He can fly. Trust me, I threw him.
16. Not Nice
Nobody knows how to get under my skin like Cartman.
17. Hamster Attack
Never underestimate a hamster. This monster one hit KO'd a boss.
18. Unplanned Parenthood
Where the cool kids go.
19. Go Wait On The Highway
Don't worry. I threw a fart at him.
20. Butt Fungus
I bought some just in case.
21. Morgan the Freeman
Apparently Morgan Freeman now works at a taco shop.
22. Marginalized Communities
She's basically invincible.
23. Comin At'cha
After a quick few laps around the planet he kicked a guy three field goal lengths. #rekt
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